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05/19/05
Movie: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Director: George Lucas
Cast: Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Ian McDiarmid, Samuel L. Jackson, Yoda
Story: In the final Star Wars film ever Anakin Skywalker falls to the Dark Side and emerges as the legendary Darth Vader.
Grade: A
Justification: There was so SO much riding on this film. Thankfully George Lucas delivered the goods. Revenge of the Sith
is one of the most exciting Star Wars films out of the whole bunch. From epic lightsaber battles to monumental turning points
the film manages to deliver a powerful campaign of Star Wars shock and awe. The film itself is not hands down perfect by any
means though. Much like Darth Maul, we are once again introduced to a villain who has little impact on the larger story other
than to serve as something cool to fight. The actors performances are definitely taken up a notch this time around although
some just aren't enough. I won't go and join the Hayden Christensen beat down wagon like many already have. All I'll say is
he had a very difficult role to play and did his best. Ian McDiarmid is absolutely frightening as he finally reveals his dark
intentions to all. The effects are of course nothing short of amazing. The dialogue might be at times rough, but the overall
story is good. Ultimately, Episode III is a great note for the series to go out on and will add a very fresh perspective on
the original trilogy upon viewing.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The epic lightsaber battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin (a close second is the fall of the jedi
sequence)
04/29/05
Movie: Kung-Fu Hustle
Director: Stephen Chow
Cast: Stephen Chow, others
Story: A wanna be gangster causes trouble between the local mafia and a poor community that is more than it seems. Kung-Fu
hillarity ensues.
Grade: B+
Justification: Kung-Fu Hustle is something of a mixed bag. On the one hand you have a some what traditional Hong Kong
martial arts movie with lots of seemingly impossible action. On the other hand it is part slapstick comedy. Although at times
the combination can be a little awkward, the film manages to fuse the two genres to create a fun movie going experience. The
cast fits their generic roles well (the feisty woman, the clumsy fat man, the martial arts expert, etc). If you're a fan of
Hong Kong cinema or just someone who likes a few (intentional) laughs with their action films, then dance yourself right on
over to Kung-Fu Hustle.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The knife throwing scene. Pure comic genius. THE best sight gag I have seen all year.
01/10/05
Movie: In Good Company
Director: Paul Weitz
Cast: Topher Grace, Dennis Quaid, Scarlett Johansson
Story: Dan Foreman (Quaid) is a middle-aged advertising executive for a popular
sports magazine that has just been replaced by a younger business shark (Grace) who is now his new boss.
Grade: A
Justification: Some of you may remember a little film called, "About A Boy" that
was directed and written by the same people who made this film. Thankfully their writing and direction remains as sharp as
ever. "In Good Company" is a film that you expect to be typical but is actually the opposite. Topher Grace finally shows the
acting chops that we all suspected he had as he takes on the role of Carter Duryea. Duryea is a young man who is part of the
new breed of, "take no prisoners. kill! kill!" type of business that seems to be emerging (think of the Donald Trump and Richard
Branson wannabes out there). Unfortunately, following this lifestyle has alienated Duryea from life outside of the workplace.
The film does an excellent job of portraying how today's society seems to force upon those fresh out of college the need to
be successful, start a family, and achieve greatness all as quickly as possible. On the other end of the spectrum though is
Quaid's character of Dan Foreman who see's all of these young replacements and feels that they are the new sleeker model that
has come to make him and his kind obsolete. Once Carter becomes his boss this feeling becomes reality. The way the story plays
out is just wonderful. Especially since the film often zigs when you expect it to zag. Everything about it just seems to come
together very nicely. Even the romance between Quaid's daughter (Johnansson) and Grace seems to fit. It may seem
like a chick flick or sentimental garbage, but this one's worth the price of admission.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Topher Grace on his first day as Dennis Quaid's new
boss.
01/03/05
Movie: The Aviator
Director: Martin Scorsese
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett, John C. Reilly, Alec Baldwin, Alan Alda
(It's Hawkeye from M.A.S.H.!)
Story: A biopic of the early years of famed air plane pioneer Howard Hughes.
Grade: A-
Justification: This film was a very welcome surprise. I went into this film not
sure what to expect (I still sometimes experience nightmares about, "Gangs of New York"), but came out having enjoyed it.
The film starts with a young Hughes being bathed by his mother who tells him to be wary of germs. In many ways this was the
perfect way to start the movie as it sets the stage for the crippling OCD and germophobia that would later plague Hughes for
most of his life. From there the film leaps ahead to Hughes as he tries to make it in Hollywood as a director before turning
his interests towards flight. A friend of mine once told me that Leo DiCaprio was a really talented actor who suffered from
a very pretty boy look and would be praised for his acting more if he was hideously disfigured in an accident. Although he
still has those pretty boy looks, it is quite clear that Mr. DiCaprio has come a long way as his performance is one of the
positive aspects of this film. Another performance worth note is that of Cate Blanchett as Katherine Hepburn who obviously
did her homework for this role. The story itself is not always chronologically correct and does at times seem to lag. Overall
though, this film is a great examination of a man whose genius was crippled by his psychological disorders.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Hughes (DiCaprio) as he locks himself away in his screening
room for several months and falls prey to the demons that would eventually ruin him.
12/27/04
Movie: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Director: Wes Anderson
Cast: Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Willem Dafoe, Anjelica Huston, Cate Blanchett
Story: A once famous deep sea explorer and documentary filmmaker(Murray) sets off
on one last adventure with his unusual crew to find the shark that ate his best friend while attempting to connect with the
son he abandoned (Wilson).
Grade: C+
Justification: Many called this film an underwater version of, "The Royal Tenenbaums"
(a previous Wes Anderson film). For the most part I can easily see where people would get that idea. There was something about
this film that just seemed to be lacking. In his previous films Wes Anderson always managed to combine a quirky sense of humor
with a well written story to create a gem of a film. This time the story seemed more muddled as the film strains to achieve
laughs by mocking that real-life documentarian of the deep (you know who I'm talking about). The actors themselves portray
their oddball characters as one would expect them to. Murray seems to be channeling himself for the most part while Wilson
adopts a most unusual Southern accent. Those who have never seen a Wes Anderson film should pass on this entry and rent either,
"Rushmore" or "The Royal Tenenbaums." Both awsome examples of what a Wes Anderson film should be. It's unfortunate that this
film turned out to be such a dud since all of the buzz around it seemed to indicate it would be good. In the end, no matter
how hard I tried to like this film there just seemed to be something missing that really needed to be there.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Steve Zissou (Murray) snaps and goes on a killing spree.....(Yes,
I'm serious).
12/20/04
Movie: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Director: Brad Silberling
Cast: Jim Carrey, Liam Aiken, Emily Browning, Kara/Shelby Hoffman, Meryl Streep,
Jude Law, Timothy Spall, Billy Connolly, Catherine O' Hara, Luis Guzman, Cedric the Entertainer, Gilbert Gottfried, and Dustin
Hoffman
Story: Three orphans must use their natural talents to fend off an evil adoptive
guardian who wants nothing more than to have the fortune their parents have left for them.
Grade: A
Justification: As of right now I have yet to read any of the Lemony Snicket books
that the film was based off of (although I really do plan to). Originally I had planned to read them before I saw the movie.
At the last minute though I decided not to. Mainly because the original source material is better than the adaptation and
I wanted to see if I would enjoy the film without comparing it to the books. I'm pleased to report that those who know nothing
of the books should find it very enjoyable. The story is a grim little tale with a gothic feel (reminiscent of Edward Gorey)
that is at the same time never overly scary. Of course, there are several scenes which when thought about are rather disturbing
(children being left on train tracks to die). Overall though, the film just flat out works. The material seems to have been
used excellently (although some fans of the books have found it to have lost some of the dark edge it was known for), the
performances are all excellent (Jim Carrey is marvelous as an evil man who, while often times funny, is always a threat),
and the musical score along with the visual imagery captures the macabre mood in all of its glory. I know a lot of people
will come out of this movie with a desire to read the books, and any movie that causes the viewer to read more is automatically
a winner as far as I'm concerned.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The introduction of Count Olaf (Carrey) to the Baudelaire
orphans is a great example of how the film manages to pull off humor with that lingering feeling of impending doom.
12/13/04
Movie: The Polar Express
Director: Robert Zemeckis
Cast: Tom Hanks.....(as pretty much everyone)
Story: Based on the popular children's book, a young boy who is beginning to doubt
the existence of Santa Claus goes on a magical train ride to the North Pole.
Grade: C+
Justification: "The Polar Express" is not necessarily a good film, but it isn't
all that bad either. For those purists who love the book the film may be a slap in the face for several reasons. Primarily
the story itself gets a fleshing out with new scenes and dialogue added to try and pump up the fun factor. While some of it
works (the rollercoaster-esque ride the train takes to the North Pole) some of it feels out of place (the random vagabond
on top of the train?). Another issue of contention is the CGI animation. While some characters look fairly life-like (The
Conductor) others tend to be downright scary (the dancing waiters). This film would have been better served as a rich
and beautifully drawn 2-D animated movie. Something that really captured the excellent illustrations which the book was known
for. Unfortunately, the new trend is computer animation. The film in general is okay. At times the characters can be somewhat
annoying, but if the non-stop holiday classics being shown on t.v. are not enough to quench your thirst for the holiday season,
then this is your ticket.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The crazy trip one train ticket takes as it is lost and
then magically recovered.
12/06/04
Movie: Closer
Director: Mike Nichols
Cast: Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Clive Owen, Julia Roberts
Story: Intimate relationships are formed and broken in this film that examines the darker side of love.
Grade: A-
Justification: Nichols does an excellent job of adapting the original play (upon
which this film is based) for the big screen. The story itself can be a tough one to watch (especially for all of those women
out there who love the dime-a-dozen romance films where the guy and girl end up happily ever after at the end of the film).
The brutally honest dialogue being a perfect example of this. Thankfully, the cast is up to the task of handling it. Clive
Owen in particular is marvelous as his performance embodies the jealousy and cruelty of love. I was probably the least impressed
with Julia Roberts. For some reason a film of this dramatic depth has always seemed out of her range. However, both Jude Law
and Natalie Portman shine as a couple who fall in and out of love. With its themes of betrayal (Law and Roberts year long
affair), revenge (Owens stealing Roberts back and then lording it over Law), and heartache (Portman after Law and his irrevocable
actions) "Closer" is the type of film that reminds you how complex and fragile love can really be. For that alone it is worth
a viewing.
Scene Not To Be Missed: When Clive Owens finds Natalie Portman working in a strip
club. The man is a whirling dervish of emotion.
11/29/04
Movie: Alexander
Director: Oliver Stone
Cast: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Jared Leto
Story: The life and times of Alexander the Great as he goes from young boy to the
man who would conquer much of the known world.
Grade: D+
Justification: Maybe it was the fact that the movie tried to come across as a historical
epic when it was more of a autobiographical character study. Or maybe it was just that the story seemed to be everywhere at
once. Either way, this movie was a very expensive failure. Any movie that begins with a very long and verbose speech about
the title character is already in trouble. Oliver Stone attempts to show us the factors which created arguably one of (if
not the) greatest military leader in history. The biggest problem I found with this though was that the scenes demonstrating
his leadership were far and few between. Instead the film plays out like a family drama as Alexander wrestles with psychological
issues involving good old Mom and Dad. Not to mention his sordid love life which the film goes to great lengths to point out
was very much one of bisexuality. The performances themselves were really nothing special. Farrell is just not a strong enough
actor to pull off a role that is this complex except for where the battle sequences are concerned. Towards the end of the
movie Angelina Jolie starts to turn in a good performance. But at this point the film has passed the point where one good
performance could redeem it. In the end this film suffers most from a lack of clear purpose. I would highly reccommend viewing
one of Oliver Stone's previous films which are a much better reflection of his work than this.
Scene Not To Be Missed: I'll pass on the pointless (and graphic) sex scene between
Farrell and Rosario Dawson and pick the scene where Alexander accuses his mother of conspiring to kill his father.
11/22/04
Movie: Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie
Director: Stephen Hillenburg
Cast: Spongebob, Patrick, Squidworth
Story: Plankton frames Mr. Krabs for stealing King Neptune's crown. Neptune will
kill Krabs unless Spongebob and Patrick can avois numerous perils and bring back his crown.
Grade: B
Justification: Although the film is just as funny as the t.v. show it really does
not take the audience any place it hasn't been before. The film retains the popular elements which have made it such a hit
in the t.v. world such as jokes that will satisfy both parent and child. Overall, the film is worth the price of admission.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Spongebob and Patrick get wasted.
11/15/04
Movie: Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Director: Beeban Kidron
Cast: Renee Zellweger, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth
Story: Picking up 4 weeks after the first movie left off, Bridget is enjoying her
new relationship with Mark Darcy. That is until relationship paranoia sets in and she begins to wonder whether or not Mark
was the right choice for her. Not only that but Daniel Cleaver has once again entered her life as a co-host for a new t.v.
show. What's a British gal to do?
Grade: B
Justification: BJ2 is as funny and clever as the original. While this is not necessarily
a bad thing, it does mean that there really isn't a new ground to be broken. Once again, the cast does a fabulous job nailing
their parts. Especially Zellweger who should be commended for her performance and not the weight she had to put on for the
film. A good mix of the funny (drug trafficking, middle-aged fisticuffs, etc.) and the sweet (finding that special someone,
love, etc.) should make this a pleaser for gals (and the men they make take them to see it).
Scene Not To Be Missed: The final scene between Bridget and Rebecca (the girl she
thinks is having an affair with her man). The way the conflict between the two of them is resolved is something you probably
wouldn't have expected.
11/08/04
Movie: The Incredibles
Director: Brad Bird
Cast: Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jason Lee
Story: Mr. Incredible is one of the many super powered protectors that dedicates
his life to defending his fair city. One day though a lawsuit is filed against him and the next thing you know every person
with a cape is finding themselves in court for one thing or another. On the bright side of things though Mr. Incredible marries
Elasti-Girl and starts a family. Several years later he finds himself in a 9-5 job and constantly missing the life he was
forced to give up (due to all those lawsuits). When he is contacted out of the blue to once again wear his ill fitting tights
he leaps at the opportunity. But is this a chance to return to the glory days? Or something far more sinister?
Grade: A
Justification: The director who brought us, "Iron Giant" presents us with a slightly
more grown up animated feature than we are used to seeing from Pixar. This actually turns out to be more of a blessing than
a curse as it really does have something for the whole family. The animation of course is flawless as usual. With colorful
backgrounds and amazing displays of super-powered action you feel like you are right in an old school comic book. I was a
little unsure of the voice acting at first (particularly with Violet) but it works out pretty well overall. The story is a
bit lengthy for an animated feature (something around 2 hours) but definitely a good one with it's themes of family responsibility
and being proud of who you are. My ONLY complaint is that the film seems to lift HEAVILY from the Marvel comic book,
"The Fantastic Four" (which funnily enough is being made into a movie that will be released later this year). In the end Pixar
delivers another hit animated feature that takes on a little more adult responsibility (brief mentions of death and suicide)
and manages to still come out as a wonderfully kid friendly film that both child and parent can enjoy.
Scene Not To Be Missed: It was a very short scene but in the beginning Mr. Incredible
fights an evil french mime named, "Bomb Voyage." Pure Genius.
11/01/04
Movie: Saw
Director: James Wan
Cast: Cary Elwes, Danny Glover, Leigh Whannell
Story: Two men wake up in a room chained to the wall. In the middle of the room
lies a dead body with a tape recorder that tells them they have two hours to live. With time running out each man discovers
that the twisted serial killer (who places his victims in situations where they end up killing themselves) has left them one
chance at escape. A hacksaw that is meant not to cut through the chains that bind them, but something far more devious...
Grade: B+
Justification: The trailers paint this as a, "scary movie." I would instead call
it an extremely well done suspenseful (at times) mystery. This cheap indy film has a really interesting script that is well
executed and well acted by a couple of actors with decent star power. The movie is slightly in the same vein as, "Seven" but
not nearly as dark. Despite a somewhat slow beginning and at times cheesey dialogue, the film proves to be a real crowd pleaser
for those who like a smart and stylish mystery. The filmmakers avoid the mistake of, "Phonebooth" and do not isolate the entire
film to the room where the two main characters are held captive. Overall, "Saw" proves that you do not need an enormous budget
to make good suspense thrillers. Just a few decent actors and a solid story.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The last 5 minutes of the film. 'Nuff said.
10/25/04
Movie: The Grudge
Director: Takashi Shimizu
Cast: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Clea Du Vall, Bill Pullman, (and Ted Raimi!)
Story: There is an ancient Japanese belief that if a person dies horribly in a state
of extreme emotional rage a 'Grudge' occurs. This curse eventually kills all who come in contact with it. Karen Davis is an
exchange student in Japan who works part time as a caretaker. One day she is asked to go to a house where a grizzly murder-suicide
occured three years earlier. Upon entering the house she quickly encounters the grudge as it begins to kill off all who have
come into contact with it.
Grade: A!
Justification: Already I have seen a lot of people knocking this movie for having
a silly story or not making sense in some areas. My main argument to them would be that the primary goal of a horror film
is to create horror. All other elements are secondary (to a degree). Shimizu did an excellent job of adapting his original
film, "Ju-On" for American audiences. I'll admit when I first heard it was a re-make of a Japanese horror film images of,
"The Ring" came to mind. This dissapointed me slightly as I found only the end of that film to be even remotely terrifying.
"The Grudge" however, is a non-stop fright fest. The music, cinematography, and direction all come together like some beautiful
symphony of fear. Never have I ever been so terrified by a film. Most horror films work on the suspense angle. Everything
is fine. Everything is normal. Then BOO! the scary moment jumps out at you! In, "The Grudge" the opposite approach is taken.
You know what waits for the unsuspecting victim behind that door. However, Shimizu takes the time to draw out that moment
before the door is opened. By the time the victim finally gets to the door your practically screaming for them to open the
door and get the terrifying death sequence over with. The film also has many a flashback to explain certain plot points throughout.
While some found this to be confusing, I feel it worked marvelous. In doing this Shimizu is able to weave his story while
constantly assaulting us with fright, after fright, after fright. There may be a few questions left unanswered after the film
is over, but by that point you'll be so scared that they will be the last thing on your mind.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The scene where the maid (Yoko) first encounters the grudge.
This scene lets you know how hardcore horror the film will be.
10/18/04
Movie: Team America: World Police
Director: Trey Parker
Cast: Marionette's. Lots and lots of marionette's.
Story: In this puppet action adventure the creators of, "South Park" take aim at
mocking both sides and perspectives of recent U.S. military action across the globe. Can this team of Pinocchio patriots defeat
the terrorist threat in time to save the world? (Oh, and the movie also takes joy in showing audiences the wonderful
intimacy of puppet love.)
Grade: C
Justification: Not nearly as clever as the duo's previous movie, ("South Park: Bigger,
Longer, and Uncut") Team America is a film that both hits and misses. The entire film is done mockingly in
the big overblown action-over-story style that is common of Jerry Bruckheimer and Hal Emmerich pictures. This aspect
of the film works quite well. The problem arises in that much of the humor often times feels forced. Sure, there are quite
a few moments that are laugh-out-loud funny, but overall it's nothing that special. Besides mocking overblown action
films, Team America also takes aim at the ongoing battle between liberals (in this case actors) and conservatives (in this
case Team America) over how America should deal with the war on terror. As one would expect, Parker and Stone attempt to point
out the faults of both sides. Blame the MPAA (who demanded scenes be cut to get an 'R' rating), the difficulty in
using puppet actors, or the overall rushed feeling of the film (very obvious in the pacing of the movie) but, "Team America:
World Police" turned out to be pretty damn average overall.
Scene Not To Be Missed: I know you're all expecting me to say the scene where the
puppets, "do it." However, I will go instead with the opening sequence which perfectly mocks every typical summer action
film you have ever seen.
10/11/04
Movie: The Terminal
Director: Steven Spielberg
Cast: Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones
Story: Viktor Navorski has just arrived at JFK from a non-descript Eastern European
nation speaking very little english and attempting to accomplish a task that has something to do with what is inside a can
of peanuts. The only problem is Viktor's country has been taken over in a coup d'etat which makes him a man with no recognized
citizenship who can not enter the U.S. nor be sent back home. The only place he can stay is now the terminal.
Grade: B
Justification: There was a lot of talk about this film when it first came out (There
usually is when the names Hanks and Spielberg are attached). However, it opened to so-so reviews from critics and little fan
fare from the public at large. This has turned it into a rather under appreciated film. Tom Hanks is an incredible actor.
His entire performance as Viktor is both heartfelt and realistic. I think the problem most people had with it was the romance
between Hanks and Zeta-Jones that felt awkward and forced compared to the rest of the story. Other than that, the set was
stellar and there were some nice supporting roles (look for Diego Luna of, "Y tu mama tambien" fame). Not one of Hanks or
Spielberg's best, but a slightly above average achievement.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Viktor's heart breaking reaction upon learning that
his country has disolved over night. Hanks captures the raw emotion that many Russians and other members of Communist countries
probably felt upon learning that the U.S.S.R. no longer existed.
10/04/04
Movie: Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Director: Garry Marshall
Cast: Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews, Hector Elizondo, AND STAN LEE!!! (It's a very
small cameo at the end. Pay close attention.)
Story: Oh how time flies. When last we left young miss Mia Thermopolis she was preparing
to graduate high school, start a relationship with her best friend's brother, and settle into her role as Princess of Genovia.
Now it is roughly four years later (as Mia tells us in diary entry voice over at the beginning of the film) and this fresh
college graduate is off to get some practical experience in how one runs a country (What I wouldn't have given/killed/sold
to have a pimp internship like that waiting for me when I got out of college). It also appears that she broke up with old
what's-his-face leaving her single and properly positioned to meet/fall in love with/marry the new non-threatening male love
interest of this film. Will love bloom or wilt? Mia may not have a choice when an ancient law reveals she must *gasp* be married
to assume the throne.
Grade: C
Justification: This sequel is pretty damn formulaic (if you couldn't tell by my
mocking story summary). The film tries to add that kick of "female independence" that made the first film somewhat interesting,
but fails to really capture it adequately. Most of the gags/jokes of the film are based on physical humor that gets old after
a fashion. There are a few bright spots such as Julie Andrew's performance. Once again she manages to sparkle in a lack luster
film (Lesson learned? Ya don't fuck with the Poppins!). Other than that the film is fairly predictable but overall tolerable.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Hello?! Cameo by STAN LEE! (and Julie Andrew's song isn't
that shabby.)
09/27/04
Movie: First Daughter
Director: Forest Whitaker
Cast: Katie Holmes, Marc Blucas, Michael Keaton
Story: Samantha Mackenzie has never led a normal life. Her family has always been
on the political trail since the day she was born. However, Sam is about to head off to college to discover herself and do
her best to lead a life out of the spotlight. But will her father's plans to run for a second term trump her journey of self
discovery?
Grade: A
Justification: I have always been a stern critic of the teen film genre. In particular
the category of that genre that panders to the teen gals out there (A.K.A. "Chick Flick Light). This is because unlike other
adult oriented, "Chick Flicks" the teen variety tend to assume that their target audience is incapable of comprehending mature
plot ideas (See my earlier review of, "A Cinderella Story" for an example of the cookie cutter mold of bad movie making I
am refering to). "First Daughter" however, does something different. It bucks the trend by making a smart film aimed at a
teenage audience. I feel that this is due in part to the talent associated with the film both in front of and behind the camera.
"Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai's" Forest Whitaker directed this?! It's true. He also has a minor role as the narrator. In
addition you'll note that Mr., "Stand By Me" himself Jerry O' Connell was note only a producer on the film but a writer
as well. Of course the film still has the obligatory chick flick moments (girls have a fight and then patch things up to become
best friends, the struggle for independence, etc.). All in all, one could say that with most any film romance the audience
knows where it is going to end up. We all know that eventually the guy gets the girl or vice versa. In many cases unfortunately
romances all tend to tread the same path to get to that end conclusion we all can see coming at us over the horizon. In this
case "First Daughter" shines due to the unlikely path it takes to get there.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The shocking (my jaw literally dropped) twist half way through
the film.
09/20/04
Movie: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Director: Kerry Conran
Cast: Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie
Story: In this tribute to the science fiction films of the olden days (which makes
it an attempt to be B.S.W. or Before Star Wars) Gotham City is attacked by mysterious and deadly robotic creatures. Only Sky
Captain, reporter Polly Perkins (his ex-flame), and a few daring friends can stop the metal monsters and save the world from
the evil Dr. Totenkopf.
Grade: A-
Justification: Instead of just making this a re-make of old science fiction films,
director Kerry Conran wanted to buck the trend and literally make this an old science fiction film. This ultimately is the
film's double edged sword as it is the strongest and weakest point. Before we get to that though, it is worth mentioning that
part of the reason the film does not fall into the category of being another, "Mars Attacks" is that both the script and cast
are top notch. All of the CGI effects (which equals everything but the actors and even that isn't completely true) are absolutely
gorgeous. The opening sequence alone is enough to inspire awe as it makes you feel like you've been transported back to the
olden days of film. However, just as the film benefits from the positive aspects of it's old school charm, it also suffers
the negative aspects of it as well. At times the action does not feel all that thrilling and some of the elements used should
have remained in the past with the films that first incorporated them. Despite this, "Catch-22" the film is still spectacular
in the way it manages to take the properties of the early science fiction genre, and introduce them to a brand new generation.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The first five or so minutes of the film which act as the
perfect time warp to transport the audience back to the classic days of science fiction.
09/13/04
Movie: Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Director: Alexander Witt
Cast: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Mike Epps
Story: In this sequel to the first movie based on the hit video game, the deadly
T-Virus has broken loose in Raccoon City. Now Alice must once again lead a group of survivors as they try to navigate their
way through the zombie infested city. As the misfit group comes closer and closer to freedom they discover just how far the
evil Umbrella Corporation is willing to go to hide the sinister truth. A truth that just might be worth killing to hide.
Grade: B
Justification: Having been a fan of the Resident Evil series ever since I first
went to my friend Jay's house in Junior High and had the crap frightened out of me by the first game, I must admit that I
was greatly disappointed by the first Resident Evil movie. It had little if anything to do at all with the video game. I'm
proud to report that the sequel greatly rectified this problem. This time around the film ties into the third game of the
resident evil series (Resident Evil: Nemesis). This is great because we finally get to see classic RE characters like Jill
Valentine make an appearance. The monsters and zombies were cooler this time around along with the action sequences. My only
disappointment was the way in which they ended the film. Once again I feel a simple shuffling of scenes would have made for
a better and more suspenseful ending.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The disturbing scene in the school. Hmmmm, a deadly virus
has broken out and turned all the adults into zombies. I wonder what happened to the kids?...
09/06/04
Movie: Buffalo Soldiers
Director: Gregor Jordan
Cast: Joaquin Phoenix, Scott Glenn, Ed Harris, Anna Paquin
Story: At a U.S. base in West Germany, just before the fall of the Berlin Wall,
a sub-culture of drugs and weapon trafficking exists. Ray Elwood is the young soldier at the heart of this criminal activity.
Only to him it is a game. A way of turning his hatred of the army into something profitable. Not even the inept
base commander Col. Berman had any idea as to what is going on right under his nose. Problems arise however when
a new arrival to the base (Sgt. Lee) begins to suspect Elwood of wrong doing.
Grade: B+
Justification: This film came out back in 2001 when the U.S. was just beginning
it's war on terror. As a result of this there was a lot of negative feelings towards this film which clearly does not show
the U.S. Army in the best light. Chances are it slipped right underneath your movie viewing radar. Despite all of that though
this is a really good film. The acting is fantastic all around. Especially Phoenix who is able to play Elwood for the complex
character he is instead of just an evil brat who hates the army. The film is often times comedic and satirical. Many critics
compared it to a modern day version of the war classic, "M*A*S*H." Although many people may not enjoy the way the soldiers
are portrayed, it is a reality that does exist within the Armed Forces. I highly recommend a viewing of this film (now out
on DVD I believe) to anyone who enjoys something of a dark comedy and a non-typical examination of life in the army.
Scene Not To Be Missed: A couple of junkie tank operators cause havoc and set in
motion the primary action of the film.
08/30/04
Movie: Garden State
Director: Zach Braff
Cast: Zach Braff, Natalie Portman
Story: Andrew is a man in his late-twenties who hasn't seen his family in nine years
and suddenly must return home when his mother dies. Upon returning home he reunites with several friends who have stayed in
the area and meets a free-spirited young gal named Sam who he falls for. As the days pass by and Andrew prepares to return
to California, he must try and reconcile the problems between himself and his father while rediscovering who he truly is.
Grade: A
Justification: This is one of those cases where I was pleasantly surprised by a
film. This was Zach Braff's first actual adventure into filmmaking (he not only wrote and directed the film but also stars
in it). If only we should all be so lucky to have our first films turn out like this one. Garden State is absolutely fantastic.
The story is one that revolves around heavy topics such as family relationships and self-discovery, but the film manages at
the same time to keep the mood fairly light and often humorous. Many a film has tried to walk this tight rope only to slip
and fall to it's doom. Garden State triumphantly traverses it with grace. In addition to the quality story is the terrific
cast who play their characters perfectly. In partiuclar, Natalie Portman proves she is becoming quite the masterful actress
(i would suggest watching, "The Professional" to see more of her skills. Also look for her this fall in, "Closer" with Jude
Law). All in all, this is a great film to end the summer movie season.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The scene where Andrew first visits Sam at her house is
an excellent example of how the film is able to balance the serious with the humorous.
08/23/04
Movie: Collateral
Director: Michael Mann
Cast: Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mark Ruffalo
Story: Max is a cab driver in L.A. who dreams of bigger things. It is quite clear
by his every mannerism that Max is the type of person who will never act upon those dreams. Like many of us he always seems
to find an excuse as to why he should not leave the safety of his "part time" cab job and take a risk on something new. Even
when an attractive D.A. named Annie leaves Max her phone number it is almost certain that Max will never call her. This all
changes when he picks up Vincent. Vincent is the opposite of Max. He is a man who takes risks everyday. He's also a hitman.
Very soon Max finds himself the unwilling accomplice as Vincent forces him to drive him around L.A. for the night as he attempts
to finish up a few jobs. All the while Vincent pushes Max to see himself for who he really is, while Max does his best to
stay alive and stop Vincent from killing his targets.
Grade: B
Justification: When I first heard about this film I thought I would dislike it greatly.
However, earlier this week I found myself with no other movie to see and nothing else to do till my car was fixed so I figured
I'd check it out. I am very pleased to say it was worth it. Michael Mann delivers an action packed film that intrigues just
as much as it thrills. Dare I say he gives us the rare combination of an action film with a brain? The film is a wonderful
character study between Max and Vincent and the type of people they are. This film should stand as an example to other action
films that you do not have to sacrifice story for more mind numbing explosions.
Scene Not To Be Missed: The hit at the Korean night club.
08/16/04
Movie: Alien Vs. Predator
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Cast: Alien, Predator
Story: Taking place in the present (which puts it after the two Predator films but
before any of the Alien films) a wealthy businessman named Charles Bishop Weyland (who the Bishop android from Aliens is supposed
to be based off of) discovers a city off of a small island in the Antarctic. He quickly picks a team to go down there and
blah blah blah. Once the team gets there they discover that this ancient city is the basis for several early cultures found
throughout the world. Oh yeah, they also unleash a bunch of Aliens. In addition, it seems that since the beginning of human
civilization the Predators have been coming to Earth and using it (and the Aliens) as a playground to see who was the biggest
bad-ass. It just so happens that the Predators return to hunt the Aliens as the usually do but find all these humans getting
in the way. Alien fights Predator. Humans get caught in the middle. The death count rises and all ends with a stereotypical
scene that screams, "SEQUEL!"
Grade: C
Justification: Although it is not saying much I found this to be a better "vs."
film than "Freddy Vs. Jason." However, that still does not excuse this film from overall crappy storytelling. The fight scenes
between the Alien and Predator were good. As a matter of fact they were the best thing about this film. I don't understand
why the makers of this film couldn't have just created a movie where the Aliens and the Predators fight with absolutely no
humans whatsoever. After all, that's what everyone was going to this movie looking for. Alien vs. Predator. Not, Alien vs.
Predator with humans acting like Lemmings and getting in the way. This is a case where I will have to suggest you wait till
it hits DVD.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Alien vs. Predator
08/09/04
Movie: The Manchurian Candidate
Director: Jonathan Demme
Cast: Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep, Liev Schreiber
Story: During the first Gulf War a group of American soldiers are captured by a
corporation that brainwashes them and intends to put a "sleeper" president in the White House.
Grade: C
Justification: This was a really interesting re-make of the original film of the
same name. Although all of the actors turn in rock hard performances, Liev Schreiber stands out as the former soldier who
becomes the puppet of not just the Manchurian Corporation, but his mother. While I found the subject matter to be interesting
enough, it felt as though the film was missing something. Perhaps if it had cast more doubt over who the Manchurian Candidate
really was, or sped up the pacing a little bit I would have given it a higher grade. As it is though, this was still a film
worth seeing. It may even have you leaving the theater wondering if the U.S. doesn't already have a Manchurian Candidate in
the Oval office...
Scene Not To Be Missed: The last 10 minutes of the movie are where the real surprises
begin.
08/02/04
Movie: The Village
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Cast: Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody
Story: An old colonial village in a valley lives a simple and secluded life that
is based upon an agreement with terrifying creatures that live in the surrounding woods. So long as the people of the village
do not enter the woods, the creatures will not harm the villagers and come forth into the village.
Grade: B+
Justification: M. Night once again masterfully weilds suspense as a skilled painter
would a brush in his new film. Although, "The 6th Sense" is still his best work, "The Village" is definitely a close second.
This is a film made by a director who knows he holds complete control over his audience. Without revealing too much about
the film, it is full of surprises which even the most jaded viewer would have a hard time expecting. The key to the enjoyment
of the film lies in the fact that Shyamalan knows just when to reveal his masterful tricks. His timing is superb. The three
leads of the film (mentioned above) all serve their roles excellently. Particularly Ron Howard's daughter Bryce who plays
the blind and courageous Ivy. I would personally love to just spoil the entire movie for all of you and rant about the shocking
moments which made it so enjoyable, but you really must see it for yourself to do the film any justice. My only criticism
is that although the film starts off strong the ending feels as if it leaves too many questions unanswered. All in all, a
good film.
Scene Not To Be Missed: Without giving too much away, the scene with Adrian Brody
and Joaquin Phoenix. Trust me. You'll know which one I'm talking about.
07/26/04
Movie: Fahrenheit 9/11
Director: Michael Moore
Cast: N/A (Documentary)
Story: Moore attempts to educate the movie-goer (and potential voter
come this Fall) about what he believes is the most horrendus presidential term ever. Of course he is talking about the current
Commander-in-Chief George W. Bush. Among other things Moore claims that Bush took advantage of the American people both before
and after the events of 9/11 and used them for personal gain.
Grade: B
Justification: First off there are several reasons why one would either
love or hate this film. I myself am no fan of George W. Bush. However, I still found faults with Moore's film. First and foremost
I think lifting the title from Mr. Bradbury was a tad bit rude (although admittedly catchy). Secondly, I found several points
made in the film to be off base along with the editing used to prove the point that Moore wanted to illustrate. Frankly, I
feel that the Bush administration does a better job of championing Moore's cause than Moore himself does with all of his theatrics.
The reason this film of anti-Bush propaganda earned itself a "B" review is because it does what every film should strive to
do. It challenges the audience to think. Moore's documentaries have always been a shinning example of the way a documentary
should be made. Regardless of whether you agree with the subject matter or not is inconsequential. What matters is that the
film is daring enough to hand the audience a bundle of questions with no easy answer while saying, "Here, is the issue. Now
you figure it out for yourself." (That is if you ignore the film's attempt to beat you over the head with those answers.)
Scene Not To Be Missed: The scene where Michael Moore could have simply
shown the jets hitting the World Trade Center on 9/11 but instead showed remarkable restraint by simply showing a black screen
with audio. In a way only being able to hear and not see the events makes it all the more horrific.
07/19/04
Movie: A Cinderella Story
Director: Mark Rosman
Cast: Hillary Duff, Chad Michael Murray
Story: In this modern day adaptation of the Cinderella theme, Duff plays a girl
named Sam who is now living with her "wicked" step-mother after her father's untimely (and unexplained) death during an earthquake.
Before I delve any further let me put it simply. This film was bad. So bad that I literally felt physical pain
during several scenes. The film is clearly a vehicle for Hillary Duff to expand her empire in a page out of the Mary-Kate
and Ashley handbook.
That being said, there are not many good points to the film. Yet again the teens at the high school are as stereo-typical
as they come. Sam falls into the category of unpopular cute girl with a nerd for her best friend. Poor Sam. The popular rich
kids ridicule her to no end throwing out such crafty insults as, (GASP!) "Diner Girl!" Last time I checked having ANY kind
of job was a good thing.
Things are even worse for Sam at home. Ya see, when Sam's father (convienently) died she went to live with her
step-mother (played by the usually funny Jennifer Coolidge). In traditional Cinderella fashion Coolidge is one step below
a Korean child labor sweatshop. Instead of going to Child Services though, Sam relies on the IM relationship she has with
the star quarter-back (naturally) from the popular crowd (played by Murray who looks as if he wishes he was back in One Tree
Hill). The only problem is Sam doesn't know that her anonymous crush is really Murray! The boy who hangs with the cool kids
who call her, (gasp!) "Diner Girl!"
Eventually they meet at a school halloween dance and instead of the classic slipper being left behind, Sam leaves.....her
cellphone. At this point I was ready to gouge out the eyes of everyone involved with this horrid horrid piece of trash (Except
for Chad Michael Murray who is needed for the second season of One Tree Hill and the nerdy friend of Hillary Duff who is the
only other person that could moderately act). A bunch of pointless crap happens. The popular girl declares that people like
Sam should be cleansed from the Earth (just like a little teenage Hitler), Same gets over her prejudice against going out
with the popular boy, and in the end she finds out that her Dad left behind a will that her step-mother hid in a book of fairy
tales (words don't even begin to describe the legal complexities which would make something like this nearly impossible).
All (presumably) live happily ever after. This is the reason why we had, "Not Another Teen Movie." Apparently none of the
makers of teen movies learned a damn thing.
Grade: F
Justification: This movie is nothing but an excuse to give Hillary Duff your money.
The problem lies partly with the genre of fairy tales in general, but I won't get into that here and now. Let's just call
the way the often portray women as being outdated. The movie could have been okay if the producers had made an effort to make
it something more than just a piece of teen crap. It does nothing but perpetuate stereotypes under the guise of a modern day
fable. Save yourself some money and: A. Go see "Mean Girls" which was the way teenage films dealing with young women should
be made, or B. Rent the Disney animated original, "Cinderella."
Scene Not To Be Missed: The Halloween dance at the high school. Some of the costumes
look neat. And the best friend nerd character does a fairly ammusing Zorro.
07/05/04
Movie: Spider Man 2
Director: Sam Raimi
Cast: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Alfred Molina,
James Franco
Story: This time Peter Parker is back as he continues to try and balance
his life with the responsibilities of Spider Man. In addition he has a new villain to face in the genius gone wrong of the
steel tentacled Doctor Octopus. With Peter's best friend Harry Osborn becoming more and more obssessed with exacting vengance
on Spider Man for his father's death and Mary Jane Watson getting married, will he finally give up being Spider Man for good?
Grade: A+
Justification: First off it is a very rare director that can skillfully
navigate the minefield that is film adaptations of comic books. Just because someone makes a film about a popular comic book
hero does not mean that it will be able to walk that oh so thin line that will appease both the ######## comic book fan and
the average movie goer (Let me throw out the painful reminders of "The Hulk" and "Daredevil" as examples). Even though the
trailer eased my fears some I was still very worried as to whether or not Sam Raimi could pull off the same magic he did with
the first film. Not only did he manage to meet these expectations, he freakin' blew them out of the water! The story was very
true to the comics but presented in a way that was enjoyable for people from every fan base. The casting was superb from major
characters like Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker to J.K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson. The entire film embodies everything a good
super hero movie should be (Take notes Fantastic Four).
Scene Not to be Missed: There are so many in this film that it is hard
to choose. However, two immeadiately come to mind. The first being one of the finest super hero battle sequences ever put
on film. The Spider Man and Doctor Octopus battle on top of the subway car. The second scene comes towards the end of the
film when a shocking discovery is made by one of the characters that presents us with a glimpse of Spider Man villains both
past and present.
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